> i reckon 5 or 10 danish speakers is DEFINITELY a minority 
In my book that would be just a handfull of dudes. 
 ...you should know, if you are European, 
Well only formerly, I am living in Great White North, as yanks would put it.
> though that us Brits are totally ignorant of anything else that goes on in Europe. 
In my experience, it is not so, I know some Brits and they seem to be better of than what is usual here.
> actually i am not a Brit by choice, i'd prefer Scotland 
Ah! That explains it ...so it's just Scotts, perhaps...  
   
  > I suppose i should say i was just seeing how long i could fool the Americans! 
Yes, you could, no one would notice. Except me  
  > My brain runs Windows 98 you see, memory leaks all over the place!!!
Excuses!   
    