Slackware.
even if you're renting you've got more rights than if you're using windows.
obviously, BeOS. If you dont know that I like BeOS, then go to heck.Mr X
the question is not what your favourite linux distro, if you read the original post it simply asks what 'every1's fav distro' is...although i think the redundant attempt to provoke annoyance in Mr X's post was puerile, unnecessary and, sadly, it also worked.
knoppix...since it's the only thing that installs on my other box.
My favourite distro: Highly customizable, no bloat and faster than Fedora I run it on my personal computer and my router (well, before the hard disk broke down anyway...).
emerge -u world
XFce forever! \o/As for the big slow two...Gnome is still a bit faster than KDE, and I hear Gnome has some plans to speed the thing up.