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« on: 26 December 2002, 10:09 »
I was playing (and cheating) in UT2003 with 31 bots in a tiny space. I launched a redeemer shot, and:



Funniest fucking message I've ever gotten...
Does anyone know how many kills you have to get to get that? The framerate was like 1.5 FPS...I couldn't tell.

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« Reply #1 on: 26 December 2002, 10:14 »
well, with the original ut, it told me i was godlike after pretending to be the dc-sniper in the facing worlds map
x86: a hack on a hack of a hackway
alpha, hewlett packed it A-way
ppc: the fruity way
mips: the graphical way
sparc: the sunny way
4:20.....forget the DMCA for a while!!!

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« Reply #2 on: 26 December 2002, 10:14 »
you were playing it in linux now werent you?
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« Reply #3 on: 26 December 2002, 10:21 »
quote:
Originally posted by The Master of Reality / B0b:
you were playing it in linux now werent you?


Why wouldn't I be?

Choas:
The Holy Shit thing is for consecutive kills within 2 or 3 seconds of each other:

# of Consec. Kills - Reaction
1 - "You killed _______"
2 - Double Kill
3 - Multi Kill
4 - Ultra Kill
5 - Monster Kill
10? - Holy Shit

# Of total kills - Reaction
5 - Killing Spree
10 - ?
15 - Dominating
20 - Unstoppable
25 - Godlike
30 - Wicked Sick
50? - Ludacris

[ December 26, 2002: Message edited by: The Muffin Man ]


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« Reply #4 on: 26 December 2002, 10:24 »
i need a new machine so i can play ut3k though, and i want it to be somewhat upgadable for doom III i wonder if machines based on the PPC 970 will have the oommmphfff to run doom III
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« Reply #5 on: 26 December 2002, 10:26 »
I want a new video card for my comp to play 2k3. It's slow on a lot of levels and recommends I put all of the textures to minimum. Trilinear filtering is suicide.

BTW: I have a Radeon 64 VIVO DDR now.

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« Reply #6 on: 26 December 2002, 10:26 »
i need some sort of certain video card to play it. Is it a GeForce or Radeon that you need?
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« Reply #7 on: 26 December 2002, 22:44 »
It works with TNT2s and up.
It also works with Radeons and up.

They recommend a Geforce 2 or a Radeon.

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« Reply #8 on: 27 December 2002, 06:28 »
Find some benchmarks between GeForceFX and Radeon 9700 on Linux. Because GeForceFX is better by an fps or 2 in windows benchmarks and from my experience NVidia's drivers are faster in linux so it would be faster by around 10. If price is a big deal i'd go for the Radeon 9700, because it's a few months since it was released and that makes it a bit cheaper.

I once had that holy shit message in the demo once when i put the graphic quality(everything) to the max capability.

[ December 26, 2002: Message edited by: Interscope ]

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« Reply #9 on: 27 December 2002, 07:05 »
quote:
Originally posted by Interscope:
Find some benchmarks between GeForceFX and Radeon 9700 on Linux. Because GeForceFX is better by an fps or 2 in windows benchmarks and from my experience NVidia's drivers are faster in linux so it would be faster by around 10. If price is a big deal i'd go for the Radeon 9700, because it's a few months since it was released and that makes it a bit cheaper.

I once had that holy shit message in the demo once when i put the graphic quality(everything) to the max capability.

[ December 26, 2002: Message edited by: Interscope ]



I have yet to see a GeForce FX card on the market. 9700's go for about $330 now, and if there are any FX cards on the market, the price would be north of $400.

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« Reply #10 on: 27 December 2002, 20:01 »
Someone was cheating at shafted lan (usually 300 peeps) on a game of CS. He has been blacklisted from the lan, and just about every other lan in Victoria, Austrlalia.

If you where cheating and playing me i would urinate on your motherbored. Or send 20000v down your cat5 connection.

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« Reply #11 on: 27 December 2002, 23:50 »
I only cheat locally and for short periods of time b/c:

1) I wouldn't want people cheating against me at a LAN party etc.
2) The game gets boring if you cheat too much. Besides, the flak cannon is sooo much more fun than the redeemer