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isolationist

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« on: 12 February 2003, 10:34 »
Probably posted already, but incase it isn't.


Here is the 'new' Microsoft keyboard, summarizing all of the 100 odd keys into the three keys necessary to run Windows.


http://internet.ls-la.net/pictures/New-Microsoft-Keyboard.html

[ February 12, 2003: Message edited by: Isolationist ]

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« Reply #1 on: 12 February 2003, 15:34 »
yep, posted already. why does that site have screenshots of microsoft's bullshit TCO lies?

http://internet.ls-la.net/ms-propaganda/reliability.html
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« Reply #2 on: 13 February 2003, 06:32 »
Tought so.

There are three things I realy must remember:

1) No matter how good something is, someone somewhere will hate it.

2) No matter what it is, someone somewhere has already done it.

3) No matter how good it is, someone somewhere will be able to do it better.

4) The only way to break these laws is if you do something astounding to the world we live in.
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« Reply #3 on: 13 February 2003, 06:51 »
NVM i changed my mind

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« Reply #4 on: 22 February 2003, 14:46 »
"It should be GIC, Geeks with charvels, oh no GWC, oh fuck man this is a waste of time".

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« Reply #5 on: 23 February 2003, 02:11 »
quote:
Originally posted by Isolationist:
Tought so.

There are three things I realy must remember:

1) No matter how good something is, someone somewhere will hate it.

2) No matter what it is, someone somewhere has already done it.

3) No matter how good it is, someone somewhere will be able to do it better.

4) The only way to break these laws is if you do something astounding to the world we live in.



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« Reply #6 on: 23 February 2003, 04:32 »
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You missed

5) Learn how to count.
 

LOL that is the same thing i put earlier but i erased it because i thought it was to mean lol.  I dont want to be responsible for scaring away new members.

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« Reply #7 on: 28 April 2003, 16:31 »
Man, people, shouldn't we leave the new members alone?  We should be encouraging them to stay and learn from our infinite wisdom regarding real operating systems and hardware...

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