HAHA
Don't call tech support, just call the 1800 on the Apple store home page and talk to a sales rep. It's not that bad, I have delt with them before they are real respectable etc.
Another place you might try is MacMall, MacWarehouse, and Outpost, sometimes they have better deals on Hardware than Apple does.
I'm sure you can work out a good deal.
[ April 11, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]