PHP is what I've decided should be the solution. The Quirk has volunteered his skills, but so much the better.
Most of the work will be done where you are and then we'll set up some place to upload to. I'll most likely be "coordinating" the effort.
Graphic artists are also welcomed.
Required... OPEN STANDARDS... let's show 'em what UNIX can do. I've already told her that if anything gets touched by MS editing tools... we'll trash it. We're going for 100% open, and as close to pure, compliant code as we can. Cos we're good guys like that!