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jasonlane:
A pint O' meat poteen

Why did the lion get lost?

Cos' jungle is massive.

Dah da!  :rolleyes:    :rolleyes:    :rolleyes:

cahult:
Milk this time

- What

Laukev7:
Une coupe de rouge, je vous prie.

After Bill Gates' wedding night with Melinda:

'Now I know why you called your company "Microsoft"'.

cahult:
Bill Gates will not be including his children in his will. Instead he is giving his money away to charity. BTW, that was the same thought of the parents of Eric and Lyle Menendez.

- Jay Leno

slave:
Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.

Ok, why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zippers.

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