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Jonothan:
http://www.bloke.com/commentary/thanks.html
- very interesting idea... I like it.

[ April 22, 2002: Message edited by: Jonothan ]

Calum:

quote:Words you thought you'd never hear from me.  Well here at
Bloke.com (me)
we have finally bite the bullet and are willing to thank Microsoft.
"No, No, say it's not true" I hear you all chanting.  "We need people like
you to help the cause.".  Well I'm sorry, I am very grateful to Microsoft,
and there is nothing you can do to make me change my mind.
You see a few months ago I was under a heavy deadline to finish a
very important project, and during a marathon session in the middle of
the night I was wondering what I could do while my Windows 95 machine was
rebooting after a crash. So I did a few pushups, and then a few situps.  
pretty soon (by the end of the night), in the time it takes to reboot
the machine I could fit in 20 pushups and 20 situps, and sit back in the
chair to see my lovely messed
up desktop (since everyone knows all the icons are moved after a reboot).
So I made it a standard.  And then I went around promoting the idea. Now
the whole team is dedicated to the idea!
"Make positive use of your energy."
"Turn those wasted moments into something useful."
So thanks Microsoft, I'm in the best shape of my life.
--- End quote ---
for those of you who don't like clicking links...

badkarma:
That's probably why all the linux people are so out of shape  :D

Kintaro:
I eat and compute all the time, and i also exersize.
Mainly well i wait for a nmap scan. Or something, like packet sniffing

Calum:
!!!

so, let's see, what other things do people do while waiting for their computer to do stuff, and what stuff does it do that makes you wait? let's hear confessionals from everybody now...

[ April 22, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]

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