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trc3:
Aww man i hear ya about planning your trips, im the same way its like i gotta go to the bathroom, get a drink some food, and this and that...i dont ever get up until i have at least 2 things to do, but hell being a lazy assholes is what life's all about its fun and at least to me very satisfying...

Master of Reality:
thers notin like bein so lazy tat yr efishent.

i hav also ben workin on minimizing my ritin by getin rid of some letrs in the alfabit.

sporkme:
lol and HELL YEAH to your ass-efficiency.  can't go draining the battery

i only piss when my beer is empty

oh and i always get 2 beers

to stay in shape, i try to cut back on eating, so to exponentially increase the effect of beer

does anyone want to send me a keyboard?  mine is full of beer right now, but i am afraid of the people, so i don't want to leave my cave

i have played video games, not sleeping, until i have defeated the computer and i am stinky for not showering for days- for instance: microprose f117, mechwarrior 1 2 and 3 (4 seemed to fail to hold my interest, it is ms crap), mechwarrior 3 online, c&c red alert 1 and 2, wolf3d, conan on apple-IIc (very very old monochrome game) days and days of galcon (oh my god does anyone remember galaxy conquest) i could list a lot of them

sometimes i have to change pants, having been on my ass for too long to bear to wear the sweat-stank-logged nastiness in my shorts

i make myself late to work typing shit like this until the sun comes up

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on a serious note... i really dont get up to piss unless my beer is empty...
i have an inordinately powerful metabolism, eating like a sow has no effect on my body.  i weigh 140 at 21yrs yet i am quite trim and strong, not thin and wraith-like.  i can trace this back 3 generations.          :confused:        

ok so now you know my pissing habits.... fess up everyone, i got my fix

edit:
oh, and i have a remote in my hand to the tv that is within arm's length... spare batteries in the drawer right next to me.

[ May 03, 2002: Message edited by: sporkme ]

Kintaro:
Hmmm usually well i wait for my PC i have a coffee
or go for a walk... or have a smoke...
Either one works

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