Author Topic: The biggest hardware quirk of all: mouse management  (Read 5163 times)

Jenda

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Re: The biggest hardware quirk of all: mouse management
« Reply #30 on: 4 May 2005, 00:13 »
Holy crap! First you should focus on making a crash-free OS, Bill!

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Re: The biggest hardware quirk of all: mouse management
« Reply #31 on: 4 May 2005, 13:35 »
Quote from: Jenda
Holy crap! First you should focus on making a crash-free OS, Bill!

dont give him an impossible goal :P XD
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Re: The biggest hardware quirk of all: mouse management
« Reply #32 on: 12 May 2005, 20:20 »
Warning, fatal error in injectiontiming.dll. To fix this problem, pull over to the side of the road, close all the windows, stop the car, start the car again then re-open the windows. If the problem persists, revv the engine to hell and then contact your product vendor. If you are running Zone Alarm, the emergency lock will have been activated and you can't gain access to the outside, and all incoming access will be denied.

We are sorry for buggering up your day :D.
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Re: The biggest hardware quirk of all: mouse management
« Reply #33 on: 12 May 2005, 22:39 »
...and your life.

And making it much shorter too. Fortunately, Windows crashes don't kill people directly, they just make you get a heart attack in the early forties...

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Re: The biggest hardware quirk of all: mouse management
« Reply #34 on: 2 June 2005, 04:31 »
Dude, why is the CHECK OS light on again. This is the 5th time in 5 minutes and it keep BSODing and when ot does the whole car shudders and the engine cuts out than start back up and the overrevengine.dll kicks on. Also sometimes this pops" do to low disk space Windows CE* will now use the space allocated for systemcontrol.dll
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