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If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?

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ballmer_is_a_whore:
That would be evil.

I'd throw a chair at Steve Ballmer :P

And then send him to Google!

dmcfarland:
I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.

Orethrius:
I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds was properly "bought out."

"You didn't think I got rich writing a bunch of CHECKS, didja?" :D

Kintaro:

--- Quote from: dmcfarland ---I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.
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Err. BSD was deemed legal not long after, so it would be fruitless and everyone would just be working on and running BSD who is running Linux today.

I would do things for pleasure, you people are sucky nerds. I would make 15 year old virgins bang me until I die of an orgasm induced heart attack at 80 years old.

H_TeXMeX_H:

--- Quote from: xKintaro --- I would make 15 year old virgins bang me until I die of an orgasm induced heart attack at 80 years old.
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Not a bad idea :D

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