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God
Lead Head:
Me:
Hello my name is Lucifer, you may know me as "Satan" or "The Devil".
God:
Hello there. What's up, Lucifer you may know me as Satan or The Devil.
Me:
I need you to figure out what is going on, Hell is recieving to many souls, at this rate hell should explode in a matter of days and all the souls within it will return to their bodies and make "zombies".
God:
Where do you usually get me to figure out what is going on Hell is recieving to many souls at this rate hell should explode in a matter of days and all the souls within it will return to their bodies and make zombies from?
Me:
You know what
God:
What?
Me:
Fuck You.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Cause you are a fuckin fag
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fuckin fag? I don't know.
Me:
You must have worked for Microsoft.
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Fuck it, i am gonna send any knew souls we recieve back you. Also the gateway has been freezing up lately. I TOLD YOU, GET FUCKING LINUX ON THE GATEWAY SERVER
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? How about earlier? I have never heard about it. I remember you told me GET FUCKING LINUX ON THE GATEWAY SERVER?
H_TeXMeX_H:
Bahahah ... god is so fucked up
Me:
me niether
God:
YOU? That is a very original thought.
Me:
I don't exist ?
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
what is 5 plus 21 ?
God:
6 I think, but I'm not good at math.
Me:
what is your purpose ?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
linux will own you
God:
I recommed the book "Under the Radar" by Bob Young, the story of Linux and Red Hat.
Kintaro:
The first one and the second were alright, but I got bored of them pretty quickly. I don't understand people who watch them 400 fucking times. Sin City on the other hand...
H_TeXMeX_H:
I knew some guy that watched Lord of the Rings, like at least once a day for 3 months. Personally I would never watch a specific movie more than say 10 times per year, it gets so boring when you know exactly what's gonna happen and what everyone's gonna say ... yeah, there are rare exceptions but LotR is not one of them
WMD:
I find it more entertaining to talk to the Emacs Psychiatrist. What's scary is that the thing has actually helped me on occasion.
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